Atom Radio Breakfast Show – 11/05/26

11th May 2026

What’s the BEST excuse you’ve ever heard for not doing household chores? 😂🧽

“Can’t hoover… the dog’s emotionally attached to the dust.”
“Was going to wash up but I didn’t want to damage the ecosystem.”

Some of these excuses are absolutely elite 👀

What’s the funniest one you’ve heard?